1- this is this weeks used for whnewsletter (the previous was last weeks at will be mentuned below)

2- Ken due to your continued inpetuiousness i demand any images or names of me to be removed COMPLETLY from the internet.

3- i am making continued efforts to get you into House at the moment for the reason that house is truelly a great program, and secondly no one watched the first series, of which caused great anoyance. also as it is the start of the second series, it will be easyer for you lot to get into it.

So first things first

channel 5 10PM tonight be there or be killed.

last weeks was used to get it into your forgetful skulls.

next

- house won 3 golden globes, the best award in america for a TV show.

- House is played by Hugh Laurie, the legend who played many a great comedy role (such as george in black adder) http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/blackadder3_1.jpg

- do you risk not having anything to say tomorow if everyone else watches it?

-please really :D

ok

now we have News of the wilde.

craford believes that meteors and earthquakes will have a possitive effect on agragate supply. Economist baffled, by the probally true findings. " we will have to redirect funding on august the 11th to see if the Perseid meteor shower will be effecting aggragate supply" said famous economist Mr. J. Coxhead.

Next we have News of the Jar Jar. the great beast has not been sighted for over 1 month. also due to the lack of terrorist threats for his life on TV (or any media for that matter) and the passing of many dead lines may show he has been killed in many nasty way's.

in jar jars honnor. a truely great song.

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

right then we have the weather.

it is currantly damp, with cloud suggesting rain.

however the magic eigthball still sayeth the future is clouded. this may mean the rain will not fall here, but in a farawy distant land, such as yorkshire.

then we have the vicious rummers section... aparently hes going out with her but she really fancys him but he likes her far more....

(We're trying to figure out what this is about - click here to read more - Ed)

erm well im bored now and theres a limit to my serching capabilities to make you interested further, (come on it took me 17 pages of google to find the song lyrics past smart filter!)

fine you want more? dastards. (as in dick dastard... he never did catch the pidgeon..)

Mr Nodgene sayeth this. Wlak. yeah it makes little sense until you understand his grammar and spelling fixation. after correcting him, he finally admitted to be and total incompatent. excelent. that will have reprocussions throughtout the centurys, as the japanese pigs in hogs of war refear to there sniper shooting skills.

well i give up. to many spelling mistakes and a migrane hurt. atleast i can listern to my 7 minute long guitar solos, on repeat over and over to cheer me up. bye bye mortals.

PS free the slaves

PSS - "just because the only crime in my area is polo hullagons does not make me posh" (quate of the day)

PSS - personally i blame this newsletter on the price of tea in chinas inflation rate caused by possitive changes in supply caused by meteor showers on august the 11th, as preddicted by john C, and accepted by john coxhead, while mark bugged me for listining to thriller for the 27th time this week, and the moons gravational pull on the moon of plutu that dirrectly influenced the brain tummors of a sniper saving a assasins targit, who saved the world in 12 years next wednessday, while the magic penny created by the four fathers (who latter became three fathers due to old age), saved the trees from acid rain caused by this newsletter, which i blaim on the price of tea in chinas inflation rate caused by possitive changes in supply caused by meteor showers on august the 11th, as preddicted by john C, and accepted by john coxhead, while mark bugged me for listining to thriller for the 27th time this week, and the moons gravational pull on the moon of plutu that dirrectly influenced the brain tummors of a sniper saving a assasins targit, who saved the world in 12 years next wednessday, while the magic penny created by the four fathers (who latter became three fathers due to old age), saved the trees from acid rain caused by this newsletter.

in theory everything commonst from everything. exspicially when im involved.

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