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Politics
Subject: Charles Kennedy Source:

BBC News

Description
Liberal Democrat Charles Kennedy has called a leadership contest after admitting he has been battling with a drink problem.

He said he was determined to carry on as leader but wanted to give party members the "final say".

Mr Kennedy - who has previously denied a drink problem - admitted seeking "professional help" to beat the bottle.

He has faced growing calls to quit as leader with 11 frontbenchers reportedly saying they had lost confidence in him.More 

Big news! This has a huge influence on the country, what with the Liberal Democrats being such a powerful successful party and all. I can't really see how this is any big deal, as what he does in his own time is up to him, and he doesn't really have an effect on any political climate anyway. How pathetic he looks stood to one side in the Houses of Parliament when speaking. He doesn't even get to sit at the desk!

 

Immigration
Subject: Sex-for Visas Source: BBC News
Description
The Home Office is investigating a claim that immigration officials have granted visas to foreign nationals in exchange for sex.

The Sun reported the allegation by a former administration officer at the Lunar House immigration processing centre in Croydon, south London.

He also alleged security checks were lax, making it easier for potential terrorists to sneak into the country..More

Oh look. Another easy way for asylum seekers to get into the country. We already have a huge influx of people migrating to Britain, especially with the new integration with the east-european countries into the EU, giving them free and legal migration within the EU. We hardly need more, and now they have one quick and easy way in, pardon the pun

 

What the hell?
Subject: Canadian Skinflint Source:

Reuters

Description
A Canadian credit card holder is putting a new twist on an old trick practised by disgruntled debtors -- repaying his bill in pennies to maximise the collector's inconvenience.

Unhappy when his Canadian bank began outsourcing some of its credit card processing to the United States, the man lodged his protest via the bank's online payment system, jamming its computers by making dozens of tiny payments a day.

Don Rogers said he was worried that anti-terrorism laws in the United States could allow the U.S. government to access his data without his consent.

"I don't want the CIA or George Bush to know how many cases of Viagra I bought last week, or what church or charities I donate to," he told Reuters.

Rogers said his card has since been cancelled by Vancouver-based Citizens Bank, but he will continue paying his remaining balance of C$1,000 (490 pounds) one little bit at a time..More

 

The Express Watch

New Year, new feature.

Ever noticed that all the Express is highly sensational? That it uses flashy headlines to scare you into things? That its favourite topics are either how dreadful the weather is, or some royal article

Well, this weekly section looks at every week's Express front pages, and what's on it, just to show hw much it sticks to these kinds of stories.

Day Front Page Details
Monday
(Pre-Feature)
 
Tuesday (Pre Feature)    
Wednesday Oh look - Weather at the top and Royals at the bottom. Hmmmm
Thursday At the top: Find Britain's cutes Kitten. What the hell? You call that front-page news? And at the bottom-right - Mark Thatcher's new new Married lady. IS this the Sun? Seems like paprazzi to me
Friday What do I see here? another sensationalist scaremongering article about the NHS? SHOCK HORROR!
Saturday  (See Next Week's feature)  

 

Stupid Bush Quote
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

 

 

 

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